For Marie: Let's talk MOOBS!
Posted 1 day ago | 9 commentsShow me your blog!
Posted 2 days ago | 23 commentsAn Open Letter to Sarah Palin
Posted 2 days ago | 1 commentOctoberfest: UR DOIN IT WRONG
"Join us September 5 & 6, 2008 in celebrating...Oktoberfest fun."
Posted 3 days ago | 7 commentsMace, are you ok?
Posted 6 days ago | 6 commentsJohn McCain 1999: ""One of the things I've never tried to do is exploit my Vietnam service to my country, because it would be totally inappropriate to do so." John McCain, 2008: "I spent five and a half years in a prison cell. I didn't have a house. I didn't have a kitchen table. I didn't have a table. I didn't have a chair. And I didn't spend those five-and-a-half years because, not because I wanted to get a house when I got out."
Posted 10 days ago | 23 commentsC848t free makeoutz?
Posted 11 days ago | 2 commentsOk, PUMAs. Get your wrasselin' clothes on!
I am going to personally wrassle every last one of you PUMA mofos who votes for McCain because Hilary lost the election.
That's right - Hilary lost. It wasn't stolen from her, it wasn't taken from her because she was a woman. She didn't run the right campaign, and she lost. If you don't believe me, read this: http://www.politico.com/relentless/.
In 2000, I was a Bill Bradley guy. I was sick and tired of the Clinton policys - the centrist DLC positions were, in MY opinion destined for failure. At the time, Gore was very much a continuation of those policies, and I wasn't a fan. Then Bradley lost. And I voted for Gore.
I voted for Gore because he would have been a billion times better than Bush. It was evitdent in 2000 that Bush would not make a competent president, and that Gore would be compentent if uninspiring.
Then - and I bet a lot of Hilary supporters join me in believing this - Nader got in, and Gore ended up losing largely because of Nader. Lots of people - myself included - blamed Nader. Lots of PUMAs blamed Nader.
Now, because it's the horse THEY are backing, PUMAs are threatening to vote for McCain. They can't get over their petty little egos, hold their nose, and vote for Obama, because he was not their first choice.
Get. the fuck. over it.
However you feel about Obama, if you are a Democrat, you have to believe that he will be a damn sight better than McCain. Still, the PUMAs will vote McCain, and try to take others down with them because they are babies. Whiny, poopy-pantsed babies.
So, PUMAs: If you vote for McCain, you best be ready to wrestle because I am on the turnbuckle and my flying elbow is coming down on your head.
Posted 11 days ago | 18 comments
Happy Birthday, Hellspawn! (or -366 days until Rethwyll on a delivery table).
Posted 15 days ago | 1 commentBest Thing Ever or Worst Thing Ever
Seriously - this is like Sexyugly in a food.
Posted 18 days ago | 13 comments





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