Undesirable Propagation Unit
Group Asks for Divine Intervention to Ease Oil Prices
Who knew that the invisible hand of the marketplace was the HAND OF GAWD?
Posted 21 days ago | 7 commentsOnline streaming TV and movie websites?
Posted 23 days ago | 8 commentsI think I'm gonna go rent 'Bullitt' tonight based on this.
Posted 23 days ago | 10 commentsObama to expand Bush's faith based programs
"...announcing plans to expand President Bush's program steering federal social service dollars to religious groups and—in a move sure to cause controversy—support some ability to hire and fire based on faith"
Uh. WHAT?
Posted 24 days ago | 26 comments
Bill Clinton says Barack Obama must 'kiss my ass' for his support
Party unity, anyone? Obama's response should be to stop the check to his wife and let Bill pick up the tab for her failed campaign.
Posted 26 days ago | 5 comments"Bullshit!" some of you say, "I'm an iconoclast, I'm hip and I reject your mainstream culture! You can't market to me." Actually, your attitude makes you a member of a very lucrative and sought-after marketing segment. Just ask the makers of Jones Soda and Converse Chuck Taylors, they'll tell you where the money is.
Posted 27 days ago | 15 commentsZombie finger; or, A Young Man with a Staph Infection in the Spring
Posted 34 days ago | 15 comments
Recommendations for a FREE html editor. It doesn't have to be anything fancy.
Posted 63 days ago | 25 commentsWhere are my notes? I got one and now I can't find it.
Posted 67 days ago | 14 comments
Saudis possess a secret weapon: the Jedi Mind Trick.
Observe:
May 16, 2008 International Herald Tribune
"When President George Bush went to see Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah in January to plead for higher oil output, he was politely rebuffed...
If the Saudis deny help once again, they risk incalculable damage to their strategic alliance with Washington. The price of crude has rocketed by over $30 a barrel since that last fruitless meeting...
Asked what he would tell King Abdullah this time, Mr Bush said caustically: "the price is even higher."
May 17, 2008 AP Wire
President Bush said Saudi Arabia's small increase in oil production will not solve soaring U.S. fuel prices, but he defended the wealthy kingdom Saturday against American lawmakers "screaming the loudest" for Riyadh to open its spigots.
ACTUAL DIALOGUE FROM ABDULLAH'S PRIVATE RANCH
Bush:Let me see your oil.
King Abdullah: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see my oil.
Bush: [to Condi Rice] We don't need to see his oil.
King Abdullah: This isn't the oil you're looking for.
Bush: This isn't the oil we're looking for.
King Abdullah: Go about your business.
Bush: OK, let's go guys! [Condi rolls her eyes]
King Abdullah: Move along.
Bush:
Move along... move along. Last one back to Air Force One is a rotten egg!
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