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onegirlrhumba said, (1 minute ago)Why do only weddings and babies warrant gift registries? I'm moving in with someone and I still need some damn kitchen utensils.
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easy tiger said, (29 minutes ago)Five hours and a few snooze buttons later...Fuck.
emm said, (43 minutes ago)Dear Gawd, Thank you for the soundtrack to REPO! The Genetic Opera.
Manuel said, (47 minutes ago)Holy shit! I was just in France!!
Mrs. Cakes said, (1 hour ago)Never-went-to-prom people, holla!
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It's difficult, you know 4
It's difficult trying to be friends with a boy who broke up with you, who charmed you into being his girlfriend in the first place, who insisted upon being friends after the break-up and now insists that he cannot stand to be anything less than more than just friends. It's difficult trying to be friends with my friends who do not really want to be my friend, but would rather have me for all their own. I'm drunk and I'm tired of being the things that people want me to be, and now I quit on the night because the me that I need and the me that people want have reached an impasse.
Oh Richard Neely, you filthy whore 5
Standing, she flung out of her robe, unfastened mine and pulled it from my shoulders, dropping it to the deck. She pushed me down untl i lay supine, and explored my body with warm-breathed kisses. I slippd my hands under her arms and closed hard on her breasts, pulling her back on my chest. Buty she would not yield the initiative. She wriggled abrasively from my grip and skipped her mouth with slow emphasis down my chest, down my taut belly. I gasped as she enveloped the pulsating tumescence that now achingly demanded release. I reached for her shoulders to hoist her to me, to contribute to the foreplay and balance our passion. But at the touch, she came up fast, bestriding my hips. Expertly she guided the penetration. Then she laced her hands behind her neck, swelling her brest, forcing her body into rhythmic muscular movement as she suplicated me to completion with blunt, pruient words harshly spoken.
Hey, you guys. Remember my ex boyfriend that somehow google stalked me all the way to GTI? HE IS STILL MENTAL. 32
He just posted about 40 pictures of the two of us on flickr. This is about the third time since we've broken up that he's done this. WTF. Seriously. It's been two years.
status report: day three of working out everyday 5
-my thighs hurt from running up and down stairs of my apartment complex -I can't do even a girlie pushup to save my life (boobs! in the way! or something! other excuses!) But I feel good. Now if only I could break my bad eating habits. I had Ben and Jerry's ice cream today :(
My Top Ten for 2008 - albums at least. 2
1. Kings of Leon - Only by the Night 2. Airborne Toxic Event - Self-Titled 3. Jack's Mannequin - Glass Passenger 4. Jenny Lewis - Acid Tongue 5. Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend 6. The Killers - Day and Age 7. The Raconteurs - Consolers of the Lonely 8. T.I. - Paper Trail 9. 3 Doors Down - 3 Doors Down 10. Alkaline Trio - Agony & Irony
